We honkys are faced with a myriad of problems on a daily basis. Here are just a few:
- Existential angst
- "My job is financially rewarding but it's so unfulfilling!"
- Banana Republic doesn't have that cardigan you like in the right size. Now you have to order from the website!
- Lactose intolerance
- Tennis elbow
- Low credit score
- Getting annoyed by people who eat pizza with a fork
- Your child not being accepted into an exclusive preschool program
- Your Macbook Pro is acting up again
- H & M not having an online store for the United States
- Not having a fair trade store in your town
- "Can you believe Bruce Springsteen agreed to sell his last album exclusively at Walmart?!"
- The local grocery doesn't carry a satisfactory selection of organic produce.
- "What do you mean your menu doesn't have any vegan options?!"
- Bonnarroo sold out
- Oh no, so did Burning Man!
- Getting aggravated by the poor grammar skills of others
- "How I Met Your Mother" is showing reruns and it's still the regular season
- Your neighbor's lawn decorations may be lowering your property value
- The White Stripes broke up
- Emenem's new album wasn't as good as you were expecting
- There are too many Mexicans working at the local Chipotle
- Glee is on summer hiatus
- None of your local bars have a good selection of craft beers
- A Hispanic family just moved into your neighborhood!
